[My mind wanders a lot and this is what tends to find its way into my head when I’m not paying attention. This is not the first time it’s happened. Check out my first post Musings.]
If I ride my bike along the same path I took yesterday, am I re-cycling?
Do schizophrenics ever get lonely? I mean, they always have someone to talk to.
Do spiders ever wake up in the morning covered in human bites?
Fish don’t have lungs so they can’t cough, and if they can’t cough, how do they show they’re uncomfortable in a formal social setting?
Why do some men lose hair on their heads as they age and gain more on their bodies? Is this the effect of gravity?
Wouldn’t it be great if your seat cushion on the airplane turned into a parachute instead of a flotation device?
Birds fly south in the winter because it’s warmer. People live in Alaska year round. Are birds smarter than Alaskans?
Why don’t we ever have to trim our arm hair?
At the end of the day, where do Port – O – Potties get emptied?
If cat’s pajamas are so great, why don’t I ever see cats wearing them?
Why does the word “Whisper” sound like it should only be said in a whisper?
Should I trust any psychic that can’t tell me the winning lottery numbers?
Why does Wonder Woman need an invisible plane? Would a regular plane hinder her in some way?
I’d love for someone to invent gluten-free gluten so I can go back to eating bread again.
What’s worse than being an ear, nose and throat doctor to a giraffe? Being an orthodontist to a shark.
Why is it always the stupidest people that assure you “I’m not stupid ok?”?