More Musings

If a writer posts a blog and no one reads it, does it exist?

If a writer posts a blog and no one reads it, does it exist?

 

[My mind wanders a lot and this is what tends to find its way into my head when I’m not paying attention. This is not the first time it’s happened. Check out my first post Musings.]

 

If I ride my bike along the same path I took yesterday, am I re-cycling?

 

Do schizophrenics ever get lonely? I mean, they always have someone to talk to.

 

Do spiders ever wake up in the morning covered in human bites?

 

Fish don’t have lungs so they can’t cough, and if they can’t cough, how do they show they’re uncomfortable in a formal social setting?

 

Why do some men lose hair on their heads as they age and gain more on their bodies? Is this the effect of gravity?

 

Wouldn’t it be great if your seat cushion on the airplane turned into a parachute instead of a flotation device?

 

Birds fly south in the winter because it’s warmer. People live in Alaska year round. Are birds smarter than Alaskans?

 

Why don’t we ever have to trim our arm hair?

 

At the end of the day, where do Port – O – Potties get emptied?

 

If cat’s pajamas are so great, why don’t I ever see cats wearing them?

 

Why does the word “Whisper” sound like it should only be said in a whisper?

 

Should I trust any psychic that can’t tell me the winning lottery numbers?

 

Why does Wonder Woman need an invisible plane? Would a regular plane hinder her in some way?

 

I’d love for someone to invent gluten-free gluten so I can go back to eating bread again.

 

What’s worse than being an ear, nose and throat doctor to a giraffe? Being an orthodontist to a shark.

 

Why is it always the stupidest people that assure you “I’m not stupid ok?”?

 

~V

 

 

 

 

Musings

If a writer posts a blog and no one reads it, does it exist?

If a writer posts a blog and no one reads it, does it exist?

Why do some irons have permanent press settings?

Why do we use “How are you doing?” as a greeting? Does anyone really care?

If a dog gets into trouble, does he say he’s in the human house?

Maybe the glass is neither half empty or half full. Perhaps we just used a glass that was too big.

Since Methane gas is lighter than air, do we make ourselves heavier every time we fart?

Do Canadians call bacon “American bacon”?

If Jesus returned, would he be a Christian or a Jew?

Why are rabbit’s feet considered good luck? It didn’t do much for the rabbit.

Does it matter if you can attract more flies with honey than with vinegar? Who in their right mind is trying to attract flies?

No one ever says if they support gay divorce.

How would you feel if your heart surgeon had the same success rate as your local weatherman?

Could God make a redneck so stupid that even He could not understand him?

If a snake had scoliosis, how could you tell?

At the rate that football players are being arrested for crimes, will the NFL soon become a league of pros and cons?

Is the reason we need multiple ways to skin a cat because they have 9 lives?

Has anyone actually ever asked a pig in shit if they were happy?

Whoever said “What’s good for the goose is good for the gander” never considered menstrual cycles.