Men Are Pigs. Thanks.

I'm sexy and I know it

I’m sexy and I know it

An Open Letter to Women:

I’ve heard many women refer to men as pigs. I myself have been called that on occasion, in addition to several different body parts. (That’s right, I’m an elbow). What I think women fail to understand it that calling a man a pig is not really an insult to us. Say what you want, but men pretty much know what they are. It’s not a secret.

We’re relatively basic creatures with basic needs and desires. We like food, sex, sports and the occasional power tool (and not always in that order). Continue reading