Breaking News: GOP on Syrian Refugees

(AP) – November 20, 2015

As Congress attempts to pass a bill that would prohibit refugees from Syria from entering the US, Republican presidential candidates have been speaking out about the current controversy regarding the Syrian refugees waiting to arrive in the US.

“I think it’s a huge security risk to let those illegal immigrants into our country” stated Sen. Ted Cruz on Wednesday. He then went on to clarify that he was not speaking about Mexicans but rather Syrian refugees.

“If we are going to allow any of them to come into our home, we need to be sure it’s only Christians and not the terrorists.” Cruz’s assistant leaned in and whispered to him. “Sorry, not terrorists. I mean Muslims. I get those two confused,” he said, correcting himself immediately.  “After all, you never hear about radical Christians committing acts of violence,” Cruz said speaking outside a recently bombed Planned Parenthood clinic where three staff members were killed.

Sen. Ted Cruz throws up  a Nazi ‘Sieg Heil’ salute at a rally in New Hampshire.

Musings

If a writer posts a blog and no one reads it, does it exist?

Why do some irons have permanent press settings?

Why do we use “How are you doing?” as a greeting? Does anyone really care?

If a dog gets into trouble, does he say he’s in the human house?

Maybe the glass is neither half empty or half full. Perhaps we just used a glass that was too big.

Since Methane gas is lighter than air, do we make ourselves heavier every time we fart?

Do Canadians call bacon “American bacon”?

If Jesus returned, would he be a Christian or a Jew?

Why are rabbit’s feet considered good luck? It didn’t do much for the rabbit.

Does it matter if you can attract more flies with honey than with vinegar? Who in their right mind is trying to attract flies?

No one ever says if they support gay divorce.

How would you feel if your heart surgeon had the same success rate as your local weatherman?

Could God make a redneck so stupid that even He could not understand him?

If a snake had scoliosis, how could you tell?

At the rate that football players are being arrested for crimes, will the NFL soon become a league of pros and cons?

Is the reason we need multiple ways to skin a cat because they have 9 lives?

Has anyone actually ever asked a pig in shit if they were happy?

Whoever said “What’s good for the goose is good for the gander” never considered menstrual cycles.